Category Archives: loud and clear

What would you do if you were stuck on a remote island with nothing but a thick jacket and the temperature was -7°C?

Run around in SOS shape and breathe heavily.

A riddle by Randall

There is a high demand (for my products), so I might consider raising the price.

2nd grade economics

I am highly offended!

in response to “Randall should always wear a bib”

In honor of Chinese New Year, I'm putting on my only red shirt.

It's pretty gloomy today. You know there's a way to make it even gloomier? Put on sunglasses! Gloomy day joke

Nothing is better than a nice warm bath on a nice warm day.

Yes, it’s bath time!

Books to the ceiling books to the sky

My pile of books is one CENTIMETER high

How I HATE them how I TEAR them apart

I'll grow a long beard until I THROW them all in the trash

Poetry

Half of zero is zero.

I'm the one percent between 49.5% and 50.5%. – a fine explanation of 50%

I turned it off because it only has a lifespan of 2000 hours.

a new night light