Daily Archives: January 2, 2017

I need a lollipop

Randall received a greeting card from his BFF, Conor Mack, on which there was a picture of Conor getting his first haircut. Randall was keen to note that Conor had just cried before the picture was taken, so he commented, “Conor had a haircut. He cried. He does not like haircut”.

“Guess no kid likes haircuts.” I replied, “Does Randall like haircuts?”


“Why does Randall like haircuts?”

“[Because] I need a lollipop.”